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This shirt treats him with the reverence he deserves, which is to say, the exact same visual language as a Bigfoot sighting report. Because when you think about it, he is basically a cryptid who just happens to be photographed constantly and is roughly the size of a footstool.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that actually feels like a real shirt, not tissue paper\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S–4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e because Jimothy's fan base contains multitudes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e, blank front, full sighting poster printed across the back\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e for color that survives the wash cycle like Jimothy survives Seattle winters\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe back reads like a vintage field report. Nobody sees it coming until you walk past them. That's the bit.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this official Jimothy merch?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. This is unofficial fan-made merch, not licensed or affiliated with anyone. It's a love letter in cotton form from people who saw a round raccoon on the internet and immediately understood that he needed the Sasquatch treatment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you're looking for something corporate and approved, this is not your shirt. If you're looking for something that makes a stranger at the grocery store silently nod at you in Jimothy recognition, different story.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this officially licensed?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNo. This is unofficial fan-made merch. Not endorsed by, affiliated with, or approved by anyone involved with Jimothy. Just fans being fans.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhere is the design on the shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe entire cryptid sighting poster is printed across the back. The front is completely blank. You are a walking reveal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes are available?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eS through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Heavyweight cotton crew neck.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWho is Jimothy the raccoon?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eJimothy is a real wild raccoon living in the Ballard neighborhood of Seattle. He has short spine syndrome, which gives him a uniquely round, compact build. He went viral in mid-2026 and the internet has not recovered.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDTG (direct-to-garment) printing holds color through repeated washes. 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