{"product_id":"jizz-em-with-the-tism-tee-funny-t-shirt","title":"Jizz 'Em With The Tism Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Jizz 'Em With The Tism Tee from Unethical Threads is the bootleg your group chat would make of the internet's favorite autism meme. One letter changed, significantly worse. You already know if this is for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho is this shirt actually for?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who saw \"rizz em with the tism\" and immediately thought it could be worse.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Venn diagram of autistic, self-aware, and terminally online. Your special interest has a special interest and you've been called \"too much\" by people who were not enough. This is the shirt for that energy, in black or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that feels like a real shirt, not a tissue with sleeves\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e, because you're unhinged but not a V-neck person\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e so the colors don't peel off after three washes like a cheap bumper sticker\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this making fun of autistic people?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. Not even a little.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"The tism\" is in-group slang autistic people use about themselves. The original \"rizz em with the tism\" meme is autistic people celebrating the traits neurotypicals find \"too much\": hyperfixation, going way too deep on something nobody asked about, unshakeable confidence about an extremely specific topic. This shirt just took that meme and made it filthier. The wearer is autistic and fully in on the joke.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt making fun of autism?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. \"The tism\" is in-group slang autistic people use about themselves. This is autistic humor by and for autistic people, not a joke at anyone's expense.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does \"jizz em with the tism\" mean?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a one-letter swap on the viral autistic-community meme \"rizz em with the tism.\" The original means winning people over with your autistic traits and intensity. This version changed one letter and took it somewhere much cruder. That's the whole gag.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this shirt come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Heavyweight cotton with a crew neck.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes the print fade or crack?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDTG printing keeps the design locked in. 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