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It reads exactly how you'd say it out loud, which is the whole point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that actually feels substantial, not tissue paper\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, because you already have enough going on\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG (direct-to-garment) print for color that doesn't bail after a few washes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this actually a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAbsolutely. If you know someone whose response to a threat is \"promise?\", this is the most thoughtful thing you'll ever put in a gift bag. Works for birthdays, gag gifts, or just because you saw it and immediately thought of that one friend. They'll know exactly why you picked it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does the Jokes On You I Like To Be Choked tee come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eUnisex sizing from S to 4XL. The relaxed fit runs true to size.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt offensive?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt's cheeky, not cruel. The wearer is the one making the declaration here. If that's too much for someone, that's kind of the point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colors does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBlack or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDTG printing holds up. 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