{"product_id":"k-is-for-spicy-tee-funny-t-shirt","title":"K Is For Spicy Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe K Is For Spicy Tee from Unethical Threads is for people who use \"vanilla\" as an insult, not a compliment. Features a vintage couple dancing while he makes it abundantly clear she could stand to be less predictable in the bedroom. Part of our red-flag alphabet series, filed under cheeky adult humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho Actually Wears This?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople whose idea of \"adventurous\" has nothing to do with hiking. This is for couples who roast each other as a love language. The friend in your group chat who overshares and somehow makes it charming. If your partner has ever called you \"too vanilla\" (or you've said it to them), congratulations, you found your shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that won't thin out after a few washes like your patience for boring people\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S-4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e because spicy comes in every size\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e, because even degenerates can look put-together\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG print\u003c\/strong\u003e for color that stays vivid through years of questionable life choices\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePart of the \u003cstrong\u003ered-flag alphabet series\u003c\/strong\u003e (collect them if you dare)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs This Actually a Good Gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a phenomenal gift if you know your audience. This is what you get your partner instead of flowers on Valentine's Day. It's the \"I see you, I get you, and I think this is hilarious\" gift. Buy it for the person who would laugh, not the person who would clutch their pearls. You know who's who.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does the design on the K Is For Spicy Tee look like?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt features an elegant vintage couple mid-dance with \"K IS FOR\" at the top. The man's speech bubble teases his partner about being too vanilla. Think sarcastic greeting card energy meets adult bedroom humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt appropriate to wear in public?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTechnically yes. The design is suggestive, not explicit. You'll get knowing looks from people who get it and confused looks from people who don't. Both outcomes are entertaining.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes are available?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes, but the relaxed cut is forgiving.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print crack or fade?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. DTG (direct-to-garment) printing bonds the ink to the fabric fibers. Wash inside-out on cold if you want to baby it, but it holds up fine either way.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this part of a series?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. The red-flag alphabet series covers the whole spectrum of personality defects. Each letter, a new reason your friends worry about you.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Unethical Threads","offers":[{"title":"White \/ Small","offer_id":42514133418066,"sku":"KIsForF-White-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Medium","offer_id":42514133450834,"sku":"KIsForF-White-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Large","offer_id":42514133483602,"sku":"KIsForF-White-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":42514133516370,"sku":"KIsForF-White-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":42514133549138,"sku":"KIsForF-White-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":42514133581906,"sku":"KIsForF-White-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":42514133614674,"sku":"KIsForF-White-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0551\/9402\/6066\/files\/K_Is_For_Spicy_Tee_Funny_T_Shirt.png?v=1784472299","url":"https:\/\/unethicalthreads.com\/products\/k-is-for-spicy-tee-funny-t-shirt","provider":"Unethical Threads","version":"1.0","type":"link"}