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Wear it to brunch, to the gym, to that family gathering where your aunt already pretends you don't exist.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that won't go see-through (your coworkers are welcome)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic crew neck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed, so the colors stay put longer than most of your decisions\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRuns true to size, but the size chart is there if you need it\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you know someone whose humor would get them fired from most corporate jobs, yes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is the gift that says 'I see you, I accept you, and I'm enabling you.' Works for birthdays, white elephants, or any occasion where you want to be remembered as the person who brought the best present. Just know that wrapping it won't hide the energy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does the Keep Rubbing You Might Get Your Wish Tee come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSizes S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt good quality or will it fall apart?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHeavyweight cotton with DTG printing. The colors hold up and the fabric doesn't thin out on you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes this come in other colors?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlack and white. 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