Kendall Starting 5 Tee

The Kendall Starting 5 Tee from Unethical Threads is the full roster of Kendall Jenner's NBA exes, printed on a shirt. Kim Kardashian wore this design in a trailer for The Kardashians, which is the kind of celebrity endorsement money can't buy. You already know the lineup.

Wait, did Kim K actually wear this?

She did. It showed up in The Kardashians trailer and the internet did its thing.

When a Kardashian wears your joke shirt without being paid, you don't really need a marketing budget. That's the kind of co-sign that only happens when the design is genuinely funny enough to survive a reality TV styling team. We didn't send it to her.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a shirt, not a translucent napkin from a charity 5K
• Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck, because this is not a business casual situation
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print, so the roster doesn't ghost you after a few washes
• Multiple colorways available, for those of you with opinions about that sort of thing

Is this a good gift for basketball fans?

It's one of our most gifted shirts, full stop.

If the person you're buying for follows NBA gossip, Kardashian drama, or just appreciates a well-executed sports joke, this lands every time. Even people who don't follow basketball tend to know this lineup. It's that embedded in the culture at this point.

Frequently Asked Questions

Did Kim Kardashian really wear the Kendall Starting 5 shirt?
Yes. Kim wore this design in a trailer for The Kardashians. We didn't pay her. She just has taste.

Who is on the Kendall Starting 5?
The five most notable NBA players Kendall Jenner has dated. If you know, you know. The shirt does the rest.

Does this shirt run true to size?
It's a unisex relaxed fit. Go with your normal size for a standard look or size up one for an oversized fit.

Is the Kendall Starting 5 Tee a good gift?
It's one of our most gifted designs. If the person follows NBA drama or Kardashian news, they'll get it immediately.

Will the print fade after washing?
The DTG print holds up. Wash inside out on cold, tumble dry low, and the starting lineup stays intact.