{"product_id":"kink-shame-me-see-if-i-care-funny-t-shirt","title":"Kink Shame Me See If I Care Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Kink Shame Me See If I Care tee from Unethical Threads is for people who got tired of pretending to be embarrassed. Heavyweight cotton, available in black or white, and an attitude that dares anyone to have an opinion about it. You already know if this is your shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople with nothing to prove and no interest in your comfort level. The kink-positive crowd, the terminally unbothered, anyone who treats unsolicited opinions like background noise.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you've ever responded to judgment with direct eye contact and a wider smile, congratulations. This is your uniform.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that actually feels like a real shirt, not a tissue with a screen print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S-4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e because defiance comes in every size\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e for when you want to look almost respectable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e so the colors stay vivid through whatever you put it through\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/strong\u003e because even shamelessness deserves options\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eShould I buy this as a gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you have to ask, probably not for that person. The right recipient doesn't need convincing, they need a link. If you already know exactly who you're picturing, just send it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is not a Secret Santa pick unless your office is genuinely unhinged. In which case, respect.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the Kink Shame Me See If I Care tee actually about kink?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt's about the attitude, not the specifics. Nothing explicit on the shirt, just pure defiant energy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eUnisex S through 4XL. Relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable without being a tent.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDTG printing holds up. Follow the care instructions and it'll outlast your last relationship.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I wear this in public?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eLegally? Yes. Without getting a few looks? Probably not. That's a feature, not a bug.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes it come in other colors?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBlack or white. 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