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The 6.7 calories thing is scientifically dubious at best, but accuracy was never the point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that can handle a gym bag, a bar stool, and whatever bad decisions you make between the two\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S-4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e, because bad ideas come in every size\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e, because you're only exposing your personality here\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG print\u003c\/strong\u003e for color that doesn't bail after a few washes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDesign on the back\u003c\/strong\u003e, so people read it as you walk away (dramatic)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs This Actually a Good Gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. Immediately yes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor the friend who treats the gym like a singles mixer. For the partner who thinks \"want to work out?\" counts as foreplay. For yourself, because self-gifting is valid and you deserve a shirt that does some of the heavy lifting (6.7 calories worth, allegedly). The backprint means they won't see the joke coming until they put it on. That's peak gift energy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does \"Kissing Burns 6.7 Calories\" mean?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a wildly specific fake fitness stat used as a pickup line. The number sounds just real enough to be convincing and just fake enough to be funny. That's the whole bit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or back of the shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's on the back. The front stays clean so you can maintain plausible deniability until someone reads it behind you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it works for basically everybody.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. DTG printing holds up through regular wash cycles. Just don't iron directly on the print unless you enjoy ruining nice things.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes this come in black or white?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBoth. 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