{"product_id":"kissing-burns-67-calories-want-to-work-out-funny-t-shirt","title":"Kissing Burns 6.7 Calories Want To Work Out Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Kissing Burns 6.7 Calories Want To Work Out tee is Unethical Threads doing what it does best: turning a terrible pickup line into something you can actually wear. Part flirty, part delusional, available in black or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho's actually wearing this to the gym?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMore people than you'd expect. This tee sits right between \"I work out\" and \"I'm hitting on you,\" which turns out to be a surprisingly crowded place.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThrow it on when you want the shirt to do the flirting. The Kissing Burns 6.7 Calories line handles the heavy lifting so your personality doesn't have to.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that won't betray you by going see-through\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic crew neck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed so the design stays sharp, not cracked\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eComes in black or white (pick your fighter)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this actually a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAbsolutely, if the person you're buying for thinks they're smooth. Terrible choice for your mother-in-law (unless she's cool, in which case, respect).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Kissing Burns 6.7 Calories Want To Work Out tee works for Valentine's Day, anniversaries, or just telling someone you like them in the most unserious way possible. What you do with it after checkout is your problem.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does the Kissing Burns 6.7 Calories shirt come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable regardless of how you're built.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes the print crack or fade after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNope. DTG printing keeps the design intact. Just follow the care label and skip the dryer on high.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt appropriate for work?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDepends entirely on where you work. If you have an HR department, maybe save it for casual Friday.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I actually wear this to the gym?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou can wear it anywhere. The gym just happens to make the joke land harder.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this a good Valentine's Day gift?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a perfect Valentine's Day gift for someone with a sense of humor. 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