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The whole joke only lands as you walk away.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton.\u003c\/strong\u003e Thick enough to feel substantial, not the see-through stuff.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG (direct-to-garment) print\u003c\/strong\u003e so the colors don't ghost after a few wash cycles.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/strong\u003e, depending on your general disposition.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eDoes this work as a gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eIf you saw the title and immediately thought of a specific person, that's your answer.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eIt lands for birthdays, retirements (especially retirements), corporate going-away parties, or the person in your life who says \"happy Monday\" with exactly enough sarcasm that HR can't quite flag it. If they've ever described their weekend as \"too short,\" they'll get this.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does the back print look like?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFull-color patriotic lettering in red, white, and blue with a sign-painter style. \"LAND OF THE FREE\" in bold block letters up top, \"HOME OF THE 9-5\" in smaller type underneath. The front of the shirt is blank.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the print going to fade?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNo. DTG printing locks the colors in. Follow the care instructions and it holds up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes this shirt come in other colors?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBlack or white. 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