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Available in black or white, because your wardrobe shouldn't require more decisions than your morning already does.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that doesn't go see-through after three washes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, because V-necks are a whole personality we're not getting into\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed, so the colors stay put instead of quietly leaving like your motivation on a Wednesday\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eDoes this work as a gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAbsolutely. This might be the easiest gift you buy all year.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's for the coworker whose entire personality is complaining about Mondays, the friend who texts you \"I quit\" memes at 2 PM, or anyone who has ever used the phrase \"living for the weekend\" unironically. No inside joke required. Just hand it over and watch the nod.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable without being a tent.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colors is the Land Of The Free Home Of The 9-5 Tee available in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlack or white. Pick your fighter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print crack or peel?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. It's DTG printed, so the ink is in the fabric, not sitting on top of it waiting to flake off.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this appropriate for the office?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThat depends on your office and your relationship with HR. 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