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Available in black or white, with the design planted squarely on the back so you can walk away from any conversation and still make your point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S to 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck (we're not reinventing the wheel here)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed so the color doesn't ghost after three washes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFull-color red, white, and blue back print. Not your grandma's iron-on.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this actually a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a perfect gift for anyone who's been personally victimized by the fine print of living in this country.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSo, everyone. Birthdays, July 4th, Veterans Day, election season, or just a regular Tuesday where someone needs reminding that freedom has footnotes. The back print means they won't see the joke until they're already wearing it, which is honestly the best delivery system for comedy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does the back of the shirt look like?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBig patriotic campaign-sign graphic with \"LAND OF THE FREE\" in red and blue block letters, flanked by stars and stripes. Below that, \"TERMS AND CONDITIONS APPLY\" in tiny fine print. The front is blank.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design full color or just white text?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFull color. Red, white, and blue, like the country it's gently roasting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eS through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Nobody's getting left out.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this shirt shrink?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFollow the care instructions and it won't. 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