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It's for anyone who thinks patriotism and skepticism aren't mutually exclusive.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that doesn't go see-through after three washes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S-4XL (freedom shouldn't have a size limit)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck. Nothing experimental here.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed, so the colors don't bail after a few washes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFull-color red, white, and blue front print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWill this offend someone?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProbably. The shirt doesn't say anything untrue, it just says the quiet part in fine print. If someone can't laugh at the gap between the brochure and the reality, that says more about them than the shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does the Land Of The Free Terms And Conditions Apply Tee come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortably on pretty much everyone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print crack or fade?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt's DTG printed, which means the ink is in the fabric, not sitting on top. Holds up through washes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt good for the Fourth of July?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt was basically made for it. Also works for election day, Memorial Day, or any day you feel like being honest about America.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I wear this to work?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDepends on your workplace. If your boss has a sense of humor, absolutely. If they don't, maybe update your resume first.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIf they have complicated feelings about America and laugh at legal disclaimers, this is their shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Unethical Threads","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ Small","offer_id":42663533969490,"sku":"LandOfTheFreeF-Black-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Medium","offer_id":42663534002258,"sku":"LandOfTheFreeF-Black-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Large","offer_id":42663534035026,"sku":"LandOfTheFreeF-Black-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":42663534067794,"sku":"LandOfTheFreeF-Black-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":42663534100562,"sku":"LandOfTheFreeF-Black-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":42663534133330,"sku":"LandOfTheFreeF-Black-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":42663534166098,"sku":"LandOfTheFreeF-Black-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Small","offer_id":42663534198866,"sku":"LandOfTheFreeF-White-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Medium","offer_id":42663534231634,"sku":"LandOfTheFreeF-White-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Large","offer_id":42663534264402,"sku":"LandOfTheFreeF-White-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":42663534297170,"sku":"LandOfTheFreeF-White-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":42663534329938,"sku":"LandOfTheFreeF-White-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":42663534362706,"sku":"LandOfTheFreeF-White-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":42663534395474,"sku":"LandOfTheFreeF-White-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0551\/9402\/6066\/files\/Land_Of_The_Free_Terms_And_Conditions_Apply_Tee_Funny_T_Shirt_Black.png?v=1788286404","url":"https:\/\/unethicalthreads.com\/products\/land-of-the-free-terms-and-conditions-apply-tee-funny-t-shirt","provider":"Unethical Threads","version":"1.0","type":"link"}