{"product_id":"lap-dances-5-backprint-funny-t-shirt","title":"Lap Dances $5 Tee (BACKPRINT)","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Lap Dances $5 tee from Unethical Threads is a back print that advertises your services at an aggressively undercut rate. No business license, no shame, no further questions. Pick it up in black or white and let the back of your shirt handle negotiations.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho's Actually Wearing This?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBachelor parties, mostly. Also people who enjoy watching strangers read their back, do the math, and then look them dead in the eye with genuine confusion.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis shirt lives in that sweet spot between \"I'm joking\" and \"but am I though,\" and it commits fully to the bit. Pair it with cargo shorts and total confidence for maximum impact.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that holds its shape (and your dignity, somehow)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic crew neck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG print for color that actually sticks around\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesign printed on the back, because the reveal is the whole point\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs This a Good Gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a perfect gift if you want to be remembered forever.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBachelor parties, white elephant exchanges, that friend who peaked in 2009 and owns it completely. Just know that gifting this shirt means you're personally responsible for every look they get at the grocery store. Consider yourself warned.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or back of the shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe design is printed on the back. The front is blank, so people won't know what's coming until you walk past them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does the Lap Dances $5 tee come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSizes S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. It works for everyone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this shirt shrink?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's heavyweight cotton. Follow the care label and it holds up fine.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I wear this to a family event?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou can wear it anywhere you want. Whether you should is a different question entirely.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colors does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlack or white. Both equally shameless.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Unethical Threads","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ Small","offer_id":42752850952274,"sku":"LapDances5B-Black-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Medium","offer_id":42752850985042,"sku":"LapDances5B-Black-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Large","offer_id":42752851017810,"sku":"LapDances5B-Black-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":42752851050578,"sku":"LapDances5B-Black-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":42752851083346,"sku":"LapDances5B-Black-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":42752851116114,"sku":"LapDances5B-Black-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":42752851148882,"sku":"LapDances5B-Black-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Small","offer_id":42752851181650,"sku":"LapDances5B-White-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Medium","offer_id":42752851214418,"sku":"LapDances5B-White-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Large","offer_id":42752851247186,"sku":"LapDances5B-White-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":42752851279954,"sku":"LapDances5B-White-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":42752851312722,"sku":"LapDances5B-White-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":42752851345490,"sku":"LapDances5B-White-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":42752851378258,"sku":"LapDances5B-White-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0551\/9402\/6066\/files\/Lap_Dances__5__BACKPRINT__Funny_T_Shirt_Black.png?v=1790191124","url":"https:\/\/unethicalthreads.com\/products\/lap-dances-5-backprint-funny-t-shirt","provider":"Unethical Threads","version":"1.0","type":"link"}