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The reader does. That's the whole bit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that actually feels like a real shirt, not a tissue with a collar\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit\u003c\/strong\u003e in sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e because we're not reinventing the wheel here\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e for color that survives the wash cycle your math teacher never taught you about\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBack-print design\u003c\/strong\u003e with blank front for maximum plausible deniability\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs This a Good Gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a perfect gift for anyone who peaked in calculus class. Pi Day (March 14, for the uninitiated) is the obvious occasion, but birthdays work too, especially if the recipient has the kind of humor that makes their parents sigh.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFair warning: if the person you're buying for doesn't catch the second reading, this is just a math shirt to them. And honestly, that's also fine.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does the back of the shirt say?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"LASTED 3.14 SECONDS CALL THAT A CREAM\" followed by the pi symbol. The front is blank. It's a math pun, and if there's a second reading, that's between you and the number.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this appropriate for school or work?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTechnically it's a math reference. Whether your HR department agrees depends entirely on how much math they remember.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade or crack?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDTG printing bonds the ink directly into the fabric. Wash inside out on cold and it holds up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhen is Pi Day?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMarch 14 (3\/14). 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