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Solid, substantial, not going anywhere.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL. The entire bell curve is covered.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck. Classic silhouette that lets the text do all the work.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed so the colors hold up longer than your composure will when someone reads it out loud.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFront print with a small collar detail, because this shirt believes in layers.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this actually just a math joke?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOn paper, yes. 3.14 is pi, the symbol is pi, and the whole shirt is about the mathematical constant. That's the official position.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf someone reads a second layer into it, that's their pattern recognition at work, not yours. You could wear this to a department meeting and be completely untouchable. The shirt never says what you're thinking. That's the entire craft of it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does the Lasted 3.14 Seconds Cream Pi shirt mean?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a math pun. 3.14 is pi, and the shirt uses the pi symbol to do all the talking. Any second reading is entirely the reader's contribution.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this a good Pi Day shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt was practically designed for March 14. Wear it and see who does the math first.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSizes S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print hold up?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDTG printing keeps the design sharp and the colors locked in. 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