{"product_id":"latchkey-survivor-backprint-funny-t-shirt","title":"Latchkey Survivor Tee (BACKPRINT)","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Latchkey Survivor Tee from Unethical Threads is two words doing the work of an entire unsupervised childhood. Back-printed like a credential you actually earned, this one's for every latchkey kid who raised themselves on cereal and cable TV. In black or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho's actually buying a latchkey kid shirt?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnyone who grew up in the 80s or 90s with a house key on a shoelace and zero adult supervision between 3 PM and whenever.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGen X mostly, but plenty of elder millennials qualify too. If you came home to an empty house, made yourself a snack out of whatever wasn't expired, and watched cartoons until the streetlights came on, this is your shirt. You don't need to explain it. You were there.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton. Thick and sturdy, like a kid who made their own dinner at age nine.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, because you're classic like that.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG (direct-to-garment) print for color that outlasts a Saturday morning cartoon block.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBack print only. The front is blank, same as the house was when you got home.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift for a Gen X friend?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. If they had a house key before they had a driver's license, they'll get it immediately.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Latchkey Survivor Tee works for birthdays, class reunions, or just dropping it in the group chat where everyone's trading stories about their feral, unsupervised childhoods. No card needed. The shirt says everything.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does Latchkey Survivor mean?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt's a nod to latchkey kids, the generation (mostly Gen X, some elder millennials) who came home from school to an empty house and took care of themselves. Calling it survival is the whole joke.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhere is the design on the shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe design is printed on the back. The front is blank.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eS through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes it come in different colors?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBlack or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this shrink in the wash?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt's heavyweight cotton with a DTG print. 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