{"product_id":"latchkey-survivor-funny-t-shirt","title":"Latchkey Survivor Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Latchkey Survivor Tee from Unethical Threads is for every former latchkey kid who let themselves in, made their own dinner (cereal counts), and lived to tell about it. Two words on a tee that say everything about growing up in the '80s and '90s. Available in black or white, S through 4XL.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho Was This Made For?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe kid who had a house key on a shoelace around their neck by age seven. If you got yourself to school, watched cartoons alone until dark, and somehow didn't burn the house down, this is your credential.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Latchkey Survivor Tee is generational pride for Gen X and older millennials who grew up in an era where parenting meant \"be home when the streetlights come on.\" It's not a complaint. It's a flex.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a tissue with a collar\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S to 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic crew neck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed so the text stays crisp, not cracked and peeling after three washes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white (your unsupervised childhood, your choice)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eDoes This Make a Good Gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAbsolutely. If someone in your life spent the '80s or '90s heating up Hot Pockets and watching Unsolved Mysteries alone at age nine, they've earned this.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Latchkey Survivor Tee lands perfectly for birthdays, holidays, or just a random Tuesday when you want to acknowledge someone's feral upbringing. No card needed. The shirt says it all.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does \"Latchkey Survivor\" mean?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt's a nod to the latchkey kid generation, mostly Gen X and older millennials, who came home from school to an empty house and figured things out on their own. The \"survivor\" part is tongue-in-cheek pride.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this shirt come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable across the board.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print crack or fade?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNo. DTG (direct-to-garment) printing bonds the ink into the fabric. It holds up through countless washes without cracking or peeling.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt available in other colors?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt comes in black or white. Two options, zero supervision required.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this appropriate for work?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eUnless your workplace has a policy against acknowledging your childhood, yes. It's text-only and PG. 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