{"product_id":"lets-play-titanic-ill-go-down-on-you-funny-t-shirt","title":"Let's Play Titanic I'll Go Down On You Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Let's Play Titanic I'll Go Down On You tee from Unethical Threads is a pickup line you wear instead of saying out loud (though you'd probably say it out loud too). Heavyweight cotton, unisex fit, available in black or white, sizes S to 4XL.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho Actually Wears This?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who flirt like it's a contact sport. This is a funny innuendo shirt for anyone who'd rather get a laugh (or a phone number) than play it safe.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDate nights, bar crawls, bachelor parties, any situation where subtlety already left the building. The double entendre does the heavy lifting so you can just stand there looking good. It works because it's shameless, and shameless is underrated.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that actually feels like a real shirt, not a tissue with a collar\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit\u003c\/strong\u003e in sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e, because apparently that needs stating\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG print\u003c\/strong\u003e for color that survives the wash, not iron-on energy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in \u003cstrong\u003eblack or white\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs This a Good Gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a great gift if the recipient has ever made you laugh so hard you choked on a drink.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBachelor and bachelorette parties, birthdays for your most unfiltered friend, Valentine's Day if you're feeling dangerous. Crude humor shirts like this land best when you know your audience. If the person gets the joke, they'll wear it everywhere. If they don't get it, you have bigger problems than a gift receipt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this shirt come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eS, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, and 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit across the board.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade or crack after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNo. The DTG print is embedded in the fabric, not sitting on top of it. Wash cold, tumble dry low, and skip the iron on the design.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt true to size?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt runs standard unisex. If you're between sizes, the relaxed fit means sizing up won't look sloppy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes this come in colors other than black and white?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eJust black and white for now. Two options, zero bad choices.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt appropriate for work?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThat depends entirely on where you work and how much you like your job.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Unethical Threads","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ Small","offer_id":42770048680018,"sku":"LetsPlayTitanicIllGoDownOnYouF-Black-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Medium","offer_id":42770048712786,"sku":"LetsPlayTitanicIllGoDownOnYouF-Black-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Large","offer_id":42770048745554,"sku":"LetsPlayTitanicIllGoDownOnYouF-Black-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":42770048778322,"sku":"LetsPlayTitanicIllGoDownOnYouF-Black-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":42770048811090,"sku":"LetsPlayTitanicIllGoDownOnYouF-Black-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":42770048843858,"sku":"LetsPlayTitanicIllGoDownOnYouF-Black-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":42770048876626,"sku":"LetsPlayTitanicIllGoDownOnYouF-Black-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Small","offer_id":42770048909394,"sku":"LetsPlayTitanicIllGoDownOnYouF-White-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Medium","offer_id":42770048942162,"sku":"LetsPlayTitanicIllGoDownOnYouF-White-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Large","offer_id":42770048974930,"sku":"LetsPlayTitanicIllGoDownOnYouF-White-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":42770049007698,"sku":"LetsPlayTitanicIllGoDownOnYouF-White-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":42770049040466,"sku":"LetsPlayTitanicIllGoDownOnYouF-White-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":42770049073234,"sku":"LetsPlayTitanicIllGoDownOnYouF-White-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":42770049106002,"sku":"LetsPlayTitanicIllGoDownOnYouF-White-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0551\/9402\/6066\/files\/Lets_Play_Titanic_Ill_Go_Down_On_You_Funny_T_Shirt_Black.png?v=1790787489","url":"https:\/\/unethicalthreads.com\/products\/lets-play-titanic-ill-go-down-on-you-funny-t-shirt","provider":"Unethical Threads","version":"1.0","type":"link"}