{"product_id":"life-hard-boobs-soft-funny-t-shirt","title":"Life Hard Boobs Soft Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Life Hard Boobs Soft tee from Unethical Threads is caveman philosophy printed on a shirt. Two observations. Both accurate. Available in black or white, this is for anyone who looked at life's complexities and chose to focus on what actually matters.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who appreciate simple truths and soft things.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Life Hard Boobs Soft shirt has a particular following among folks who gave up on motivational posters and replaced them with honesty. It reads like a haiku written by someone who skipped the poetry class but nailed the thesis. Pairs well with cargo shorts, existential dread, and a cold beer.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that can handle your life choices\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, because you're classic like that\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed so the colors don't bail after three washes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white (philosophy not included)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this actually a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUnreasonably good.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you know someone who's ever said \"life is hard\" and immediately followed it with something about boobs, congratulations. You've found their shirt. Works for birthdays, holidays, or just a random Tuesday when someone in your life needs a win.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does the Life Hard Boobs Soft tee come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so check the size chart if you're between sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt comfortable?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHeavyweight cotton with a relaxed fit. It's the kind of shirt you forget you're wearing until someone reads it and either laughs or judges you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this shirt shrink?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFollow the care instructions and it won't. Cold wash, tumble dry low.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes it come in other colors?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlack or white. Two options, just like the philosophy on the front.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I wear this to work?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDepends entirely on where you work. If HR has a sense of humor, send it. 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