{"product_id":"life-is-a-bj-and-i-am-getting-straight-teeth-backprint-funny-t-shirt","title":"Life Is A BJ And I Am Getting Straight Teeth Tee (BACKPRINT)","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Life Is A BJ And I Am Getting Straight Teeth tee from Unethical Threads is a crude, dark humor shirt for people who know life isn't just rough, it's bitey. Design on the back, so everyone behind you gets to process it at their own pace. Heavyweight cotton, black or white, S to 4XL.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who've accepted that life is going to be uncomfortable and decided the least they can do is make everyone else uncomfortable too.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis isn't the shirt for nervous laughers. It's for the person at the party who says the thing everyone was thinking but had the good sense not to vocalize. If your friends describe your humor as \"a lot,\" you're in the right place.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that doesn't go see-through after three washes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL (your torso, your call)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic crew neck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed so the color survives your questionable laundry habits\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesign on the back. You look normal from the front. This is strategic.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gag gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a perfect gag gift. Literally.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Life Is A BJ And I Am Getting Straight Teeth tee works for birthdays, white elephants, or any occasion where handing someone a wrapped box and watching their face cycle through all five stages is the actual present. Just make sure the recipient has the kind of humor that doesn't require a disclaimer first.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, and 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit across the board.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eIs the design on the front or the back?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe back. The front stays clean, so you look presentable from at least one angle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWill the print fade or crack?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDTG printing bonds the ink into the fabric. It holds up through the wash without cracking or peeling.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eDoes this ship discreetly?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. Plain packaging, nothing on the outside. Your mail carrier remains blissfully unaware.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat colors is this available in?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlack or white. 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