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Available in black or white, because even people with terrible judgment get a preference.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that actually feels like a real shirt, not a translucent napkin\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit\u003c\/strong\u003e, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e, because not everything needs to be complicated\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e for color that lasts. The joke will outlive at least two of your friendships.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in \u003cstrong\u003eblack or white\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gag gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHonestly, yes. This is the gift for the person who is impossible to shop for because they already say everything you're thinking.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Life Is A BJ And I Am Getting Straight Teeth Tee is funny enough to actually get worn, not just unwrapped and forgotten. Dark humor, sarcastic energy, pure innuendo. If they'd laugh at this in a group chat, they'll wear it to brunch.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this shirt come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable on everyone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print crack or fade?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. It's DTG printed, meaning the ink is part of the fabric, not sitting on top. It holds up over time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt offensive?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTo at least one person at every gathering, yes. That's sort of the point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes this come in other colors?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlack or white. Pick whichever matches your level of chaos.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's the shirt made of?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHeavyweight cotton, crew neck. 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