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This one sits on your back and does the talking for you at the office, the bar, or wherever else you've been dragged against your will.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that can take a beating (fitting, honestly)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, because at least something in your life should feel secure\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed for color that outlasts your patience\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesign on the back. Front stays clean for plausible deniability until they walk past you.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs This Actually a Good Gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you know someone well enough to give them a BDSM joke on a shirt, you already know the answer is yes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for the friend who's barely surviving corporate life, the partner who doom-scrolls at 2 AM, or anyone deep in their \"everything is fine\" era. Just don't give it to someone you've only met twice. Read the room.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this shirt come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable across the board.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhere is the design on this shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOn the back. 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