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If you've ever described your week as \"a whole situation,\" the Life Is BDSM And I Forgot The Safe Word tee is your uniform.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that holds up even when you can't\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL (no body gatekeeping here)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic crew neck for those who like to keep at least one thing in life simple\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG print for lasting color that won't crack, peel, or ghost you after a few washes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. Next question.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFine, more detail. If someone in your life handles stress with humor, they need this. No card needed. The shirt is the card. Birthdays, holidays, \"sorry your boss is unhinged\" occasions. All fair game. If they've ever gone nonverbal at a family dinner, wrap this up and hand it over.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes this shirt run true to size?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes. It's a unisex relaxed fit. If you're between sizes, go with your usual. The fit is comfortable without being a tent.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes are available?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eS through 4XL. No one's getting left out.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNo. The DTG print holds its color wash after wash. Turn it inside out, cold water, hang dry if you want to be extra about it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt available in both black and white?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes. Pick whichever matches your wardrobe or your mood.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I wear this to work?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDepends on your workplace. If HR already has a file on you, this probably won't help. 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