{"product_id":"life-just-doesnt-matter-but-this-tee-does-backprint-funny-t-shirt","title":"Life Just Doesn't Matter But This Tee Does (BACKPRINT)","description":"\u003cp\u003eLife Just Doesn't Matter But This Tee Does is a nihilist back print tee from Unethical Threads. It announces the universe is meaningless, then exempts itself. The shrug goes on your back, one shameless parenthetical underneath saving the whole outfit from the void.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho wears a shirt that says nothing matters?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who got dressed anyway. The design lives on the back, so the existential crisis lands where you don't have to make eye contact with anyone processing it. You just walk away from every conversation with the last word literally printed on you. The philosophical equivalent of hanging up first.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that commits harder than you do\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck (classic, uncomplicated, unlike your worldview)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG print for color that outlasts your enthusiasm\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this actually a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's the only product in existence that argues, on the garment itself, that it's the sole thing worth caring about. Hard to top that kind of confidence in a gift. Wrap it if you want, but the shirt already thinks it's more important than the occasion.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does the back of the shirt say?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe back reads \"LIFE JUST DOESN'T MATTER\" in large text with \"(but this tee does)\" printed underneath. The front is blank.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or the back?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBack only. The front is intentionally blank.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this shrink?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's heavyweight cotton. 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