{"product_id":"life-just-doesnt-matter-but-this-tee-does-funny-t-shirt","title":"Life Just Doesn't Matter But This Tee Does","description":"\u003cp\u003eLife Just Doesn't Matter But This Tee Does is a nihilist tee from Unethical Threads that says nothing matters and then makes exactly one exception: itself. Available in black or white, because even meaninglessness deserves options.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who already know the punchline. You've stared into the abyss, shrugged, and decided you still need a clean shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLife Just Doesn't Matter But This Tee Does works as a personal philosophy and a laundry priority. It's for the person at the party who says something deeply bleak and then immediately laughs. If that's not you, this shirt will feel like homework.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton. Substantial enough to carry the weight of meaninglessness.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, because even nihilists have a neckline preference\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed for color that sticks around longer than your motivation\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eDoes this work as a gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAbsolutely. If someone in your life has ever responded to bad news with \"yeah, that tracks,\" this is their shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's the kind of gift that requires zero explanation because the right person already gets it. Wrap it or don't. Nothing matters.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt soft?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's heavyweight cotton with a relaxed fit. Soft enough to wear all day, sturdy enough to survive your laundry habits.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this offend people?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProbably not. It's more shrug than shock. The worst you'll get is a confused look from someone who takes everything literally.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes the print fade?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDTG printing keeps the text crisp. Turn it inside out and wash cold if you want to be nice to it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes it come in other colors?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlack or white. 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