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The back print means you walk into any room with a straight face and let people figure it out as you leave.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that takes a beating, kind of like your ego at couples therapy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S-4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic crew neck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed for color that lasts longer than the honeymoon phase\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift for a married friend?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt might be the most honest gift you can give a married man.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBirthday, anniversary, bachelor party survival gift, \"sorry about your divorce\" consolation prize. Works for every occasion that involves someone legally bound to another human being. The back print makes it even better because the wearer doesn't have to see it. Everyone behind them does.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or back of the shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe design is printed on the back. The front is blank.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eS through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes the print fade after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe DTG print holds its color wash after wash. Follow the care instructions and it stays sharp.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt a good gift for a husband?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes. Husbands, ex-husbands, and anyone who's ever muttered \"happy wife, happy life\" through clenched teeth. 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