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The fact that it doesn't stay innocent is entirely the reader's problem.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that actually feels like a real shirt, not a napkin with sleeves\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit\u003c\/strong\u003e in sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e because you're here for the joke, not the fashion risk\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG print\u003c\/strong\u003e for color that actually survives the laundry\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBack print design\u003c\/strong\u003e so you can walk away from any conversation and still get the last word\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you know the person well enough to survive the fallout, absolutely.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for poker buddies, drinking friends, and the guy at every barbecue who thinks he's the funniest person there (he is). Wrap it or don't. The shirt speaks for itself, loudly, from behind.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat does the shirt actually say?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe back reads \"Liquor In The Front Poker In The Rear.\" The words are all perfectly innocent. What your brain does with them is your business.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eIs the design on the front or the back?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBack print only. The front is blank, so you can maintain full eye contact with someone before they walk behind you and lose it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat sizes are available?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWill the print hold up in the wash?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe DTG print holds its color through regular washing. Turn it inside out, cold wash, and you're good.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eIs this going to offend people?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProbably. 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