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Actual substance, not that see-through nonsense.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL. We don't gatekeep funny.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck. Classic. No drama.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG print, so the colors stay locked in and don't ghost after a few washes.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMachine washable, because you're going to need to wash it after poker night.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eDoes This Actually Work as a Gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's one of the best novelty party gifts you can hand someone without a disclaimer attached. Every word on the shirt is technically clean, which makes it the perfect cover for the joke living rent-free in everyone's head.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBuy it for your poker buddy, the friend who quotes every bar joke ever written, or that coworker who peaked in the humor department and isn't sorry about it. This is the gift that gets unwrapped and immediately worn.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does the shirt say?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt says 'Liquor In The Front Poker In The Rear.' The words themselves are completely innocent. What your brain does with them is your problem.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes are available?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eS through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between two sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt's a DTG (direct-to-garment) print, so the colors hold up. Turn it inside out, wash cold, tumble dry low.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt appropriate to wear in public?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eEvery word on the shirt is something you'd hear on a game show. Liquor. Poker. Front. Rear. 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