{"product_id":"liquor-slut-funny-t-shirt","title":"Liquor Slut Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Liquor Slut Tee from Unethical Threads is the shortest autobiography you'll ever wear. Two words, zero elaboration, full confession. It comes in black or white, heavyweight cotton, unisex S through 4XL.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnyone who's ever been the reason the group ordered another round.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Liquor Slut Tee isn't aspirational. It's a status report. You already know if this is your shirt, and if you're reading past the title instead of rage-clicking away, it probably is. It's for the person who treats the liquor aisle like a personal library and has strong opinions about ice.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that can handle your weekends\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit\u003c\/strong\u003e in sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e, because the text is doing enough already\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG print\u003c\/strong\u003e for color that outlasts your restraint at an open bar\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in \u003cstrong\u003eblack or white\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a perfect gift. It says \"I see you and I accept you\" better than a Hallmark card ever could.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWorks for birthdays, holidays, or any occasion where handing someone a bottle feels too on the nose. If their particular vice isn't liquor, the family has options: Beer Slut, Hot Dog Slut, and Iced Coffee Slut are already in the store. Collect the one that matches.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes this shirt run true to size?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. Unisex relaxed fit, available in S through 4XL. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe DTG print holds up. Wash cold, tumble dry low, and the text stays sharp.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colors does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlack or white. Two options, just like the shirt's vocabulary.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDo you have other shirts like this?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBeer Slut, Hot Dog Slut, and Iced Coffee Slut are all in the store. Pick your weakness.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this offend someone?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAlmost certainly. \"Slut\" here is about appetite, nothing else, but not everyone reads past their first reaction. 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