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Let everyone else process what they just read while you're already three steps ahead and ordering another drink.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that won't bail on you after a few wash cycles\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit\u003c\/strong\u003e in sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e (the sensible choice for a shirt with zero other sensible qualities)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e so the colors outlast your last relationship\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFull design on the back.\u003c\/strong\u003e The front stays clean for those moments you need to appear like a functioning adult\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs This a Gift or a Cry for Help?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBoth, potentially. It's the kind of gift you buy for someone who would laugh at it, not the kind you give to someone you're still trying to impress.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Liquor? Ya If She Lets Me Tee works best handed over at a barbecue, not a baby shower. Read the room, then ignore the room, then hand them the shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does the shirt say?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe back reads \"LIQUOR? YA IF SHE LETS ME.\" The front is blank.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or back of the shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBack only. The front is blank, giving you plausible deniability from every angle that matters.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes are available?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUnisex S through 4XL with a relaxed fit. Runs comfortable, not boxy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDTG (direct-to-garment) printing holds color through regular washes. Treat it halfway decent and it'll stick around.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I wear this to work?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTechnically the words are clean. 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