{"product_id":"little-pecker-club-lil-gents-making-dents-funny-t-shirt","title":"Little Pecker Club Lil Gents Making Dents Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Little Pecker Club Lil Gents Making Dents Tee from Unethical Threads features a tiny woodpecker in full Victorian formal wear: top hat, monocle, tuxedo with tails, walking cane. It's a parody lodge shirt for the smallest, most distinguished bird in the forest. The club motto speaks for itself.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho joins the Little Pecker Club?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnyone who appreciates absurd formality on a very small bird. Birders, woodpecker enthusiasts, fans of novelty club parodies, and people who read \"Lil Gents Making Dents\" and immediately understood.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is the shirt you wear when you want the room to do a slow double take, read it again, and then lose it. Membership is self-selecting. If you have to ask, you're probably not ready.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that actually feels substantial, not that tissue-paper nonsense\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e (the club is inclusive)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eClassic crew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e for distinguished gentlemen and gentlewomen of all species\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e so the woodpecker's monocle stays crisp through every wash\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFront print with collar detail\u003c\/strong\u003e because this bird has standards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this actually a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAbsolutely. Perfect for the birder in your life who also happens to have a sense of humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWorks for Father's Day, birthdays, or any occasion where you want the recipient to unfold tissue paper, read the shirt, pause, and then wheeze-laugh. The Victorian woodpecker does the heavy lifting. You just wrap it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat does Little Pecker Club mean?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a gentleman's club for small woodpeckers. Top hats, monocles, the works. What were you thinking?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat sizes does this shirt come in?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable across the board.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWill this shirt shrink?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's heavyweight preshrunk cotton. Follow the care label and you're good.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eIs the print going to crack or fade?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDTG printing bonds the ink directly into the fabric. No cracking, no peeling. Colors hold up through regular washing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eCan I wear this to work?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDepends entirely on your workplace. If your HR department appreciates ornithological humor, go for it. 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