{"product_id":"look-its-a-fuckyounicorn-funny-t-shirt","title":"Look Its A FuckYou-Nicorn Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Look Its A FuckYou-Nicorn Tee from Unethical Threads is a rainbow unicorn with a middle finger where its horn should be. Cute and hostile in equal measure, printed on heavyweight cotton. Not sorry about any of it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who think rainbows and profanity belong together. Also anyone whose patience ran out somewhere around 2019 and never came back.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe FuckYou-Nicorn tee lands with sarcastic gift-givers, friend groups where the birthday cards get worse every year, and people who like their cute things mean. It's the kind of shirt where strangers either get it instantly or pretend they didn't see it. Both reactions are correct.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton. Not the tissue-paper stuff.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S to 4XL.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, because some things don't need reinventing.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed so the colors stay locked in and the design doesn't crack or peel.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMachine washable. We both know you're not hand-washing this.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHonestly, it's one of the better ones. Funny on purpose, comfortable enough to actually get worn, and requires zero explanation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWorks for birthdays, white elephant exchanges, retirement parties for people with a sense of humor, or the friend who already has everything except a unicorn flipping them off. The relaxed unisex fit makes it easy to pick for someone else without overthinking it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does the FuckYou-Nicorn tee come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart on the product page if you're between sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's DTG printed, so the ink bonds directly into the fabric. Wash cold, tumble dry low, and the colors hold up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the shirt thick or thin?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHeavyweight cotton. This isn't a see-through situation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I wear this to work?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThat depends entirely on your workplace and how much freedom your dress code actually gives you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt unisex?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. 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