{"product_id":"love-hurts-funny-t-shirt","title":"Love Hurts Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Love Hurts Tee from Unethical Threads is a retro pin-up graphic tee for people whose love language is a little more... hands-on. Vintage linework, heels in the air, and the kind of innuendo your grandparents actually got away with. Available in black or white, S-4XL.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho's actually wearing this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who grew up on Bettie Page, people whose browser history is a liability, and couples who don't need to explain themselves to you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe vintage illustration is what makes the Love Hurts Tee land. Clean lines, cheeky composition, straight off a 1950s novelty postcard. Reads as playful, not aggressive. You can wear it to a bar, a barbecue, or a burlesque show and nobody's calling HR.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that actually feels like a real shirt, not a tissue paper promotional giveaway\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit\u003c\/strong\u003e from S to 4XL, because good taste isn't size-restricted\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e, because V-necks are a different kind of cry for help\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e so the art stays crisp through every wash, not just the first wearing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in \u003cstrong\u003eblack or white\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you're buying the Love Hurts Tee for someone, you already know your audience. This isn't a shot in the dark.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWorks for Valentine's Day, anniversaries, or just a random Tuesday when you want to remind someone you pay attention. The retro art keeps it classy enough to wrap. Barely.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes the Love Hurts Tee come in other colors?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt comes in black or white. Pick the one that matches your soul.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this shirt come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eS through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print crack or fade after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe design is DTG printed directly into the fabric, so it holds up through the wash cycle. Turn it inside out on cold if you want to be careful.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt appropriate for work?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThat depends entirely on where you work. If your office has a ping pong table, probably. 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