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The design is printed on the back of the shirt, so the person behind you in line at the next cookout can read your story and silently nod.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that handles a mustard incident better than your dignity does\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit\u003c\/strong\u003e in sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e, because nothing says \"I make good choices\" like a classic neckline on an unhinged shirt\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG print\u003c\/strong\u003e for color that outlasts your confidence at a hot dog eating contest\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBack print design\u003c\/strong\u003e, so the front stays clean and mysterious\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eDoes this work as a gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf they've ever sent you a text that was just a hot dog emoji followed by a regret emoji, yes. This works for birthdays, white elephants, or anyone who treats street meat like a lifestyle. You don't need to explain the Love That Hot Dog Until It Doesn't Love You Tee. They'll either get it immediately or they won't, and both reactions are equally funny.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat size should I get?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe fit is unisex and relaxed. If you're between sizes, go up. Sizes run from S to 4XL.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or the back?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt's on the back. The front is blank.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe DTG print holds its color well. Wash inside out on cold and hang dry for the longest life.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt going to offend someone?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOnly people who refuse to acknowledge that hot dogs have consequences. So, no one at your cookout.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's the 80\/20 thing about?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAbout 80% of eating a hot dog is joy. The other 20% is what happens after. 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