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Honestly, we get it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton (thick enough to absorb regret)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic crew neck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed for color that doesn't quit on you like that hot dog did\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFront print with the full bracket breakdown diagram\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eCan I give this as a gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf the person you're buying for has ever texted you a play-by-play of what a meal did to them, this is the gift. It says \"I hear you, I see you, and I think your suffering is funny.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWorks for birthdays, white elephants, or just proving you were listening during that 20-minute story about the fair food incident.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's the design on this shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eA hot dog with a bracket diagram. About 80% of the bracket covers the joy of eating it. The remaining 20% covers the inevitable aftermath. It tells the whole story.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSizes S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print crack or fade?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt's DTG printed, meaning the ink bonds into the fabric instead of sitting on top. 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