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The shirt just makes it official that you've given up on rational explanations for the yelling.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that won't disintegrate after a few washes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic crew neck (we keep some things normal around here)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed so the text stays crisp, not cracked and peeling\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white, because your cat judges you either way\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift for a cat person?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf someone in your life narrates their cat's inner monologue out loud, yes, absolutely.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is the gift for the friend who sends you cat videos at midnight, who has a name for every stray on their block, and who has definitely googled \"why is my cat staring at nothing.\" Birthdays, holidays, or just a random Tuesday when their cat did something unhinged. All valid occasions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt actually soft?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. Heavyweight cotton, preshrunk, softer than your cat's opinion of you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes are available?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable across the board.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill cat lovers find this funny or offensive?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCat lovers will get it immediately. If someone is offended by a joke about cats and cigarettes, they're probably not shopping here.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes the print hold up in the wash?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDTG printing keeps the design sharp. 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