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There's a difference.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that actually feels substantial, not that tissue-paper nonsense\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit\u003c\/strong\u003e in sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e because we're keeping it classic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e so the colors stay put (unlike his attention span)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in \u003cstrong\u003eblack or white\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this actually a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt might be the best gift. A sarcastic tee that costs less than therapy and communicates the same frustration? That's efficient.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for birthdays, galentines, bachelorette weekends, or as a \"just because you'll get it\" present. Also works as a gag gift for the one guy in the group who knows he's the problem. He'll laugh. He won't change. But he'll laugh.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt making fun of tall guys?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt's making fun of a very specific kind of tall guy. The kind who has all the height and none of the sense. If that's not you, you're fine.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eS through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNope. DTG printing keeps the design locked in. Turn it inside out and skip the dryer if you want to be extra careful.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I wear this around men?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYou can. They might even agree with it. 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