{"product_id":"mental-issues-insane-pussy-tee-funny-t-shirt","title":"Mental Issues Insane Pussy Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Mental Issues Insane Pussy Tee from Unethical Threads is a self-referential warning label you wear on purpose. One arrow points up at the wearer's head (MENTAL ISSUES), another points down at the body (INSANE PUSSY). A full self-diagnosis, and you're putting it on voluntarily.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who already know they're a lot and have decided that's a feature, not a flaw.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe unhinged girlfriend energy crowd. The bachelorette party the maid of honor is barely surviving. The friend who shows up and you just know the night is about to go sideways. This dark humor tee works as a funny gag gift, but most people buying it are buying it for themselves, because they read it and thought \"yeah, accurate.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that holds up better than your last situationship\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S-4XL.\u003c\/strong\u003e Your issues don't discriminate and neither does the sizing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck.\u003c\/strong\u003e Classic, unfussy, lets the text do the talking\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG print\u003c\/strong\u003e for color that stays vivid longer than your attention span\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a great gift if you know the person. Terrible gift if you're guessing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis adult humor tee works for birthdays, bachelorette parties, or any occasion where the recipient has already made being unhinged part of their personality. If someone in your life proudly owns the chaos, this is the funny offensive shirt that says it for them. If you have to wonder whether they'd be offended, they would be.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's on the Mental Issues Insane Pussy Tee?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFront print with two arrows. One points up toward the wearer's head above the words MENTAL ISSUES, the other points down below INSANE PUSSY. The wearer is labeling themselves, top to bottom.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes this shirt run true to size?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a unisex relaxed fit, so it runs fairly standard. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade or crack?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDTG (direct-to-garment) printing keeps the design sharp and vivid. Turn it inside out and wash cold if you want to baby it, but the print handles regular wear without cracking or fading.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt going to offend people?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. That is the point. If you're asking, this one might not be for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes and colors does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. 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