{"product_id":"mi-casa-es-su-bar-tee-funny-t-shirt","title":"Mi Casa Es Su Bar Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Mi Casa Es Su Bar Tee from Unethical Threads is for the person who turned their apartment into an unlicensed establishment. If your fridge has more beer than food and your couch has seen things, this is your uniform. Wear it so guests know what they're walking into.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe friend everyone texts when they want to drink but don't want to go out. You know the one. They've got a dedicated bottle opener mounted to the wall and opinions about ice. If you've ever said \"just come over, I've got everything\" while gesturing vaguely at a fridge full of random tall boys, this shirt was made for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that won't fall apart after three washes and a questionable stain\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit\u003c\/strong\u003e in sizes S through 4XL, because hospitality comes in all sizes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e, because you're hosting, not attending a job interview\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG (direct-to-garment) print\u003c\/strong\u003e for colors that stay crisp longer than your guests stay sober\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLooks equally good standing over a grill or behind a kitchen counter you're pretending is a bar top\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eHonestly, yes. If you know someone whose house is the default hangout spot, this is the gift that actually makes sense. Skip the wine glasses. Skip the cocktail book they'll never open. This says \"I see you and your open-door policy\" in the most Unethical Threads way possible.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does the Mi Casa Es Su Bar Tee come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it works for pretty much everybody.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's the shirt made of?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHeavyweight cotton with a crew neck. It holds up and feels solid, not flimsy.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow is the design printed?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDTG (direct-to-garment) printing. Colors stay sharp through heavy rotation instead of cracking and peeling like cheap heat transfers.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this shrink?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMinimal shrinkage if you follow the care instructions. Cold wash, tumble dry low.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow fast does it ship?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOrders are printed on demand and typically ship within 3-5 business days.\u003c\/p\u003e\n","brand":"Unethical Threads","offers":[{"title":"White \/ Small","offer_id":42375290781778,"sku":"MiCasaEsSuBar-White-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Medium","offer_id":42375290814546,"sku":"MiCasaEsSuBar-White-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Large","offer_id":42375290847314,"sku":"MiCasaEsSuBar-White-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":42375290880082,"sku":"MiCasaEsSuBar-White-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":42375290912850,"sku":"MiCasaEsSuBar-White-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":42375290945618,"sku":"MiCasaEsSuBar-White-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":42375290978386,"sku":"MiCasaEsSuBar-White-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0551\/9402\/6066\/files\/Mi_Casa_Es_Su_Bar_Tee_Funny_T_Shirt.png?v=1776790517","url":"https:\/\/unethicalthreads.com\/products\/mi-casa-es-su-bar-tee-funny-t-shirt","provider":"Unethical Threads","version":"1.0","type":"link"}