{"product_id":"miss-teenage-dirtbag-funny-t-shirt","title":"Miss Teenage Dirtbag Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Miss Teenage Dirtbag Tee from Unethical Threads is the pageant sash nobody asked for and everyone secretly deserved. It crowns the era when you peaked at being a glorious mess. Y2K nostalgia on heavyweight cotton, in black or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnyone who survived their teenage years with more chaos than trophies.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Miss Teenage Dirtbag title isn't earned through talent or poise. It's earned through questionable decisions, cheap eyeliner, and knowing every word to at least one song your parents hated. This is reunion energy. The kind where you show up and own every dumb thing you ever did instead of pretending it didn't happen.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a tissue with a tag\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic crew neck (because V-necks are a choice and this isn't that choice)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed for color that survives the wash cycles your teenage self never bothered with\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAbsolutely, if the person openly identifies with their worst era.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSomeone who's said \"I peaked in high school and I'm fine with it\" without a trace of irony? This is their shirt. It also works as a self-purchase. You don't need anyone's permission to crown yourself.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does the Miss Teenage Dirtbag Tee come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUnisex S through 4XL with a relaxed fit that runs true to size.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colors is this shirt available in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlack or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print hold up in the wash?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. DTG printing bonds directly with the fabric, so the design stays intact through regular washing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I wear this to a family event?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou can wear it anywhere you'd wear your personality. Whether that's a family event is between you and your relatives.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Unethical Threads","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ Small","offer_id":42842777452626,"sku":"MissTeenageDirtbagF-Black-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Medium","offer_id":42842777485394,"sku":"MissTeenageDirtbagF-Black-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Large","offer_id":42842777518162,"sku":"MissTeenageDirtbagF-Black-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":42842777550930,"sku":"MissTeenageDirtbagF-Black-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":42842777583698,"sku":"MissTeenageDirtbagF-Black-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":42842777616466,"sku":"MissTeenageDirtbagF-Black-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":42842777649234,"sku":"MissTeenageDirtbagF-Black-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Small","offer_id":42842777682002,"sku":"MissTeenageDirtbagF-White-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Medium","offer_id":42842777714770,"sku":"MissTeenageDirtbagF-White-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Large","offer_id":42842777747538,"sku":"MissTeenageDirtbagF-White-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":42842777780306,"sku":"MissTeenageDirtbagF-White-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":42842777813074,"sku":"MissTeenageDirtbagF-White-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":42842777845842,"sku":"MissTeenageDirtbagF-White-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":42842777878610,"sku":"MissTeenageDirtbagF-White-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0551\/9402\/6066\/files\/Miss_Teenage_Dirtbag_Funny_T_Shirt_Black.png?v=1792713504","url":"https:\/\/unethicalthreads.com\/products\/miss-teenage-dirtbag-funny-t-shirt","provider":"Unethical Threads","version":"1.0","type":"link"}