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You just feel the energy shift behind you and keep walking.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that doesn't go see-through after three washes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e (the oyster discriminates against no one)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e so the text stays crisp and doesn't crack or peel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAvailable in black or white.\u003c\/strong\u003e Two options. Like most ultimatums.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eDoes this work as a gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAbsolutely. This is the gift you buy when a gift card feels too boring and a heartfelt note feels too sincere.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBachelorette parties, birthdays for the friend who says the quiet part loud, anniversary gifts that prove you still think your partner is funny. It lands every time because the rhyme does all the heavy lifting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does the shirt say?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"MOISTER THAN AN OYSTER\" is printed on the back of the shirt. The front is completely blank.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print crack or peel?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. It's DTG printed, which means the ink is in the fabric, not sitting on top of it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the front of the shirt blank?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. 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