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It's a dirty joke cosplaying as something respectable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that doesn't feel like you're wearing a napkin\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit\u003c\/strong\u003e in sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e, because the design is doing enough already\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG print\u003c\/strong\u003e for color that actually survives the washing machine\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in \u003cstrong\u003eblack or white\u003c\/strong\u003e, both equally inappropriate\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this actually a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a perfect gag gift for the person who owns too many \"normal\" shirts and not enough regrettable ones.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBachelor parties are the obvious play, but this works for any occasion where the bar for appropriate behavior is already on the floor. Birthdays, White Elephant, a Tuesday. If someone in your life would voluntarily attend a Muffdivers Convention, this is their shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or the back?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe back. The entire Muffdivers Convention crest is a backprint. The front is blank, so you maintain plausible deniability until you turn around.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does the design look like?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA mock-convention crest with MUFFDIVERS arched on top, a moustache and tongue-out mouth in the center, CONVENTION below, and 'Sit on a Happy Face' in script at the bottom. It looks like a badge for an organization that should not exist.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes are available?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe DTG print is made to hold up. Wash inside out on cold if you want to baby it, but this isn't a design that peels off after two spins.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this appropriate for work?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDepends where you work. If your office has a dress code, this probably violates it. 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