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If you're wondering whether you're that person, you are.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that doesn't go see-through after three washes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic crew neck (the formal neckline of inappropriate apparel)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed for colors that stay locked in through years of questionable decisions\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this actually a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's the perfect gag gift for someone you know well enough to insult. Bachelor parties, white elephant, that friend's birthday where you stopped pretending to be thoughtful years ago. Just make sure the recipient actually has a sense of humor. If you have to wonder, get them a candle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does the Muffdivers Convention tee come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt good quality or just a cheap novelty?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHeavyweight cotton, DTG printed. The design stays crisp through heavy rotation. This isn't a gas station impulse buy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this shirt get me in trouble?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDepends entirely on where you wear it. Office holiday party? Probably. Backyard cookout with your degenerate friends? 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