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It's for the people who turned a neurological condition into a punchline and a compliment at the same time, because honestly, multitasking was never the problem.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that survives your executive dysfunction laundry pile\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic crew neck (because you don't need more decisions today)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed for color that sticks around longer than your attention span\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift for someone with ADHD?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes, and they'll probably cry. In a good way.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's the kind of gift that says \"I see you, I get you, and I agree about your ass.\" Perfect for the friend who already forgot their birthday was this week. They'll love it once they find it under the pile of things they meant to put away.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or the back?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe design is on the back of the shirt. The front is blank, so you get to maintain plausible deniability until you walk away.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes are available?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eS through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Works for every body that's out here being iconic.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDTG printing keeps the colors locked in. The design will outlast your ability to remember where you left your keys.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this offensive?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOnly to people who think ADHD isn't real. 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