{"product_id":"my-birthstone-is-a-crack-rock-backprint-funny-t-shirt","title":"My Birthstone Is A Crack Rock Tee (BACKPRINT)","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe My Birthstone Is A Crack Rock tee from Unethical Threads is self-deprecation taken to its logical endpoint. Printed on the back so you can make an exit that lingers. Heavyweight cotton, unisex fit, available in black or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho's actually wearing this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who already make this joke about themselves, out loud, in public. This is not aspirational humor. It's confessional.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe backprint format means you get to walk away from people while they process what they just read. That's the whole experience. You don't owe them a reaction, and they can't unsee it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that doesn't fall apart on you (unlike some other things in your life)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S to 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, because some decisions should be simple\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed for color that sticks around longer than your good decisions\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesign is on the back of the shirt, front is blank\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOnly if the person already owns the joke. If your friend has literally said \"my birthstone is a crack rock\" at a party, this is the gift. If they haven't, maybe start with a candle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWorks for birthdays, white elephant, or any occasion where enabling someone's worst personality trait feels appropriate. Do not give this to anyone who requires an explanation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or the back of the shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe design is printed on the back. The front is blank, so people have to earn the punchline by walking behind you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does the My Birthstone Is A Crack Rock tee come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable no matter your build.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colors is this shirt available in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlack or white. Pick whichever one matches your current trajectory.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print survive washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. The DTG print holds its color through regular washing. Turn it inside out, cold water, tumble low.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt offensive?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe joke is about you, not someone else. Self-deprecating humor is the safest kind of inappropriate. 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