{"product_id":"my-bitch-is-crazy-funny-t-shirt","title":"My Bitch Is Crazy Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe My Bitch Is Crazy tee is Unethical Threads at its most honest. A heavyweight cotton graphic shirt for anyone whose relationship runs on chaos, laughter, and plausible deniability. Available in black or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho Actually Wears This?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGuys who know exactly what they signed up for and wouldn't change a thing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is the shirt you throw on when your partner is a force of nature and you're weirdly proud of it. It's couples humor at its least subtle. Not every relationship needs a Hallmark card. Some just need a My Bitch Is Crazy tee and a sense of humor about the whole situation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that can survive whatever she throws (including the shirt in the wash on hot)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S-4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e, because this energy comes in all sizes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e, classic cut, nothing complicated\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e for color that outlasts the argument\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBlack or white\u003c\/strong\u003e, pick your side (she already picked hers)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs This a Good Couples Gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you both think it's funny, absolutely.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is not the shirt you surprise someone with on a first date. But if you're deep enough in the relationship to call each other unhinged as a term of endearment, the My Bitch Is Crazy tee is basically a love letter. A profane, cotton, machine-washable love letter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this shirt come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so check the size chart if you're between sizes.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWill this shirt shrink?\u003c\/strong\u003e It's heavyweight cotton. Follow the care label and it'll keep its shape.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt offensive?\u003c\/strong\u003e That depends entirely on your relationship. If you're here, you probably already know the answer.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colors does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e Black or white.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCan I wear this in public?\u003c\/strong\u003e You can. 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