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It costs less than a severance package. And it communicates more than the carefully worded LinkedIn post they're drafting right now. Pairs well with a bottle of something strong and the quiet satisfaction of knowing their boss will eventually see it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or the back?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe design is on the back only. The front is completely blank.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eS through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this offend my coworkers?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYour former coworkers will love it. Your former boss might not. 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