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The ones who don't were probably the reason you needed it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that feels like a real shirt, not a promotional freebie\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, because some things don't need reinventing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG print for color that survives your laundry habits (we're not judging)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs This Actually a Good Gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a great gift. If you know someone whose go-to energy is \"my bush grows thicker than your beard so lower your tone,\" this is basically their uniform.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWorks for birthdays, divorce parties, or any occasion where someone needs to be reminded that confidence isn't gendered. Wrap it or don't. The message does its own heavy lifting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or back of the shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe design is printed on the back. The front is blank.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes are available?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSizes run from S to 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe DTG print holds up well. Wash cold, tumble dry low, and you're good.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colors does this shirt come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt comes in black or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this a feminist shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt's a shirt with a very specific comeback on it. 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