{"product_id":"my-favorite-color-is-alcohol-backprint-funny-t-shirt","title":"My Favorite Color Is Alcohol Tee (BACKPRINT)","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe My Favorite Color Is Alcohol tee from Unethical Threads is the only honest answer to the worst icebreaker question ever invented. Printed on the back so everyone behind you at the bar gets it without you lifting a finger. Available in black or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who got tired of pretending their favorite color is teal. If you've ever answered a personality quiz with something that concerned the algorithm, this is your shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's for the friend everyone invites specifically because they'll say what nobody else will. Not necessarily the loudest person in the room, but definitely the one with the best timing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that can survive a spilled drink or three\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S-4XL (your body, your business)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic crew neck, because no one needs a V-neck for this energy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG (direct-to-garment) print for color that outlasts your sobriety\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBack print design, so you can walk away from a conversation and still make a point\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this actually a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAbsolutely. It's perfect for the person who's impossible to shop for because they already have a personality.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBirthdays, white elephants, the \"I saw this and thought of you\" moment. If someone in your life has ever said \"my favorite color is alcohol\" out loud, you might be legally obligated to buy this for them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does the My Favorite Color Is Alcohol tee come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it works on everyone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or the back?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe design is printed on the back. The front is clean.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's the shirt made of?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHeavyweight cotton. Feels substantial, not like a tissue you got free at a 5K.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this shrink?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFollow the care label and you're fine. Cold wash, tumble dry low. Don't iron directly on the print.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes it come in other colors?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlack or white. 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